Thursday, January 31
Sandra Lee: What the hell?
I could probably start a weekly (maybe daily) segment called "Sandra Lee: What the hell?" but sometimes things on her show happen that are so dumbfounding that I choose to just ignore them and pray to never again remember.
I can't seem to get this outfit out of my mind, though:
Is that some kind of corset? A semi-homemade Spanx? Some kind of medieval placemat she turned into a shirt?
It's just kind of weird to me.
P.S. -- She's making a "super, super simple" cheesy meatloaf in the slow cooker in this picture. Perhaps that corset's helping her keep it all in?
I can't seem to get this outfit out of my mind, though:
Is that some kind of corset? A semi-homemade Spanx? Some kind of medieval placemat she turned into a shirt?
It's just kind of weird to me.
P.S. -- She's making a "super, super simple" cheesy meatloaf in the slow cooker in this picture. Perhaps that corset's helping her keep it all in?
Labels: food network, Sandra Lee
posted by jacob @ 7:41 PM
24 Comments:
OMG!!!! That is hilarious!!! And she is STILL coordinated with the kitchen!!!!
I saw this episode a few weeks ago. She was whisking something in a bowl probably one of ten canned cream soups for the meatloaf and I could have swore that the corset(?) was going to bust (no pun intended!).
It looks like a frightening wardrobe malfunction waiting to happen. There would be nipple and processed cheese as far as the eye could see.
*shudder*
Seriously, though. Who dresses like that when they cook? I know they have to 'fancy it up' for TV but c'mon!
She should've been put out of our collective misery years ago.
You can criticize Sandra Lee all you want, but I would still bang her anytime. I'd get her up on the kitchen counter, the kitchen table, dining room table, you name it.
I'll bet she would love it. That corset is screaming " will someone just take take me a ravish me " .
Sandra needs to stop dressing like that.
Does she think people really do this shit. I would laugh in someones face if they put all that crap on their dinner tables. Where is there rooms to eat? I would really like to know what Martha Stewart thinks of this woman. I do enjoy wathing her show and mocking her. Pah-late.
tablebread: one should always make sure to coordinate his outfit with the kitchen.
kate: haha... corset... bust. I get it. Yeah, lots of canned cream going on.
chris: perhaps that'll happen this superbowl sunday.
anon: she's not just cooking, she's "life and style" experting! ;-)
jordanbaker: she's kind of like the twinkie of food television: blonde, filled with chemicals, and has a shelf-life on 100 years. i think we'll be seeing her for a long while.
alec: ehhh, i think it screams "i made this out of an old rug," but you're entitled to your opinion.
shannon: then we'd have to talk about the food, though.
anon: yeah, It's rare that she goes for a "minimalist" kind of table. I'd get sick of all the plates and bowls and candlesticks and silk flowers and placecards at every meal.
You said the magic words--Martha Stewart and think. Too bad that you have to refer to sweet Martha "Felony" Stewart in order to form an opinion.
As far as this woman goes, make fun of her all you like, she's laughing right back at you--all the way to the bank.
It is official: this makes the Kwanzaa cake look positively normal. And her recent Halloween episode.
I think that she is an attention wh*re - she always dresses in ways that are basically saying "look at my chest! LOOK AT ME!" Maybe its due to her failed marriages, or, maybe because she knows compared to the other food network chefs that is all she has going for her? Who knows.
All I know is that she needs to be replaced. I mean come on - even at Walmart all of that Tablescape stuff she tells everyone to buy would cost just as much as those terrible meals she makes and that's just a waste of money. Why would not want to just spend that money on better meal ingredients instead of using the cheese powder from Mac&Cheese boxes to make a "WONDERFUL CHEESE SAUCE." God that should be a crime.
My question is where in the world does she put all that crap she buys after she has used it? It all looks terrible! I don't know if anyone would even take that stuff off her hands if she paid them.
As for that HORRIBLE CORSET - she looks like one of those Mom's trying to dress younger/sluttier/cooler than their 13 year old daughter that needs an intervention on Maury or something.
Sandy - Wet Seal called and they want their "what not to wear" display back. Thanks. Smooches
P.S. - she may be laughing all the way to the bank but she appears to be spending it all on her shiteous tablescapes and vomit inducing outfit so really it is America that is laughing at her
Oops that "Mom's" above should be Moms. Sweet - now I look almost as dumb as the Semi-Horriblemade Sandmaster
MY EYES!!! MY EYES!!!
I have never read your blog before, but I have a feeling I'll be coming back. I laughed so hard at the Sandra Lee comment. I know, she is so bizarre. What's up with changing the decor of the kitchen for every freaking show?
she probably had one too many of those "delicious cocktails" before hitting wardrobe.
funny stuff. i found you through erin cooks!
BWAH! That is a horrific looking shirt! WTF? LOL!
Anonymous wrote: "...spending it all on her shiteous tablescapes..."
Shiteous! OMFG, I just sprayed tea all over my monitor! I just found a new adjective and I can't wait to use it. Thanks, anonymous! (whoever you are)
Please. I haven't seen a corset that strange since "Gone with the Wind."
She needs to stop being so strange and doing some real cooking. If want to know how to half ass it, I'll just call for take out.
Sandra chooses to wear a corset to accentuate her small waist.She fears she may be categorized with the likes of Paula Deen or Ina Garten (and pretty soon Rachel Ray)and this just reinforces her need to be a sexy older MILF that likes to cook. Too bad we don't get to see more ass views. I'll bet she has a nice butt.
Jacob: I don't know if this posted or not because I lost my connection, but: I saw something funny and Sandra Lee-related on today's blog of the day, Food Mayhem, (2/21/2008) and wrote about TNFA. Okay, and I linked to myself, too :D
This is on again right now and I had to see if anyone else was wondering "What the hell?" Slow cooker corset cookin'? So weird.
How, how, how does this woman STILL have a show on the Food Network? She is a joke.
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