Monday, April 27

Quote of the Day: Paula Deen


Paula Deen on her new furniture line that launched over the weekend:
"I hope that when people walk in and see it, they'll feel these invisible arms coming around them and pulling them in and saying hey ya'll come on in."

Note to readers: If you ever walk inside any place and feel invisible arms pulling you in, run.

19 comments:

  1. Just thought I'd mention: Paula's Party is NOT being RENEWED. Paula was asked at a book signing and said FN did not renew it. I also read in an interview that she said it is not being renewed because of her busy schedule. Could it really be because the show is trashy? Me thinks so. Anyway, can I hear a collective "AMEN!"

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  2. i wonder, does the furniture come pre-peed on???
    what a whore she is.
    i LOATHE HER.

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  3. More food items coming out, a furniture line coming out, what next? All she is about now is the money!!

    Her sons birthday is tomorrow (Bobby), and where is Paula, out launching a furniture line. Money, it's all about the money!!!!!!

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  4. I think it might not have been renewed, since she's supposedly getting a syndicated talkshow starting in September. Haven't heard anything about it for a while, though.

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  5. Boring Post

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  6. A syndicated talk show? Wow. About a year ago, that might have excited me, but lately it's become obvious about how false she really is, and I plan NOT to watch it.

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  7. Yall' r so crazy! LOL asking if the furniture comes "pre-peed on". HAHAHA!

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  8. Thank God it doesn't come with the prerequisite shit pile . You know her penchant for driveway colon dumping ...

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  9. i would rather eat broken glass
    and sit on a pee soaked chair while a dog shits on ME rather than watch this cackling pig do a talk show....
    what are people who come up with these ideas thinking??

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  10. Also read that her talk show MAY be on hold until 2010. It was scheduled to start in Sept.

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  11. I wonder if old Pauler will have any comment on the suspected connection between the Mexican swine flu event and Smithfield's hog farm there. The national press began reporting on it yesterday.....poor Pauler....

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  12. LATEST ! SMITHFIELD LINKED TO SWINE FLU OUTBREAK !
    Uh-Oh ... Ol' Paula's company's got it's ass in trouble now !
    POOR PAULA ! ALL HER PIGGIES ARE COMING HOME TO ROOST !

    http://www.dailykos.com/story/2009/4/27/123322/304/169/724962

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  13. Just when you think Pauler couldn't possibly overexpose herself any more -- according to her twitter link she has a beach house for rent! What next?!

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  14. @1:03 I saw that too! Wacky. Just posted about it.

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  15. fuck twitter
    some one get the duct tape
    fast
    and break her fingers

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  16. So what if she is working on her son's birthday. He's 40 not 10!

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  17. well, he's 40 PHYSICALLY anyway......

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  18. Mentally , I think that he's on a par with Forrest Gump ... The older big one with the bags under his eyes is the same way ...

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  19. canceled due to her busy whoring, uh, i mean schedule, MY ass
    FN probably got wise and figured out how much everyone LOATHES this nasty bitch on that show......

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