Too Bad She Couldn't Have Paid Him to Go to Prison For Her

Martha Stewart is doing something with Everyday Food that she's never done before in the magazine's five year history -- putting herself and her main man Emeril Lagasse on the cover.


Ditching its tradition of putting mouthwatering food on the cover, the July/August issue of Everyday Food will feature the new business partners on the cover, further cementing the monumental deal Martha made back in February where she purchased the rights to Emeril's cookbooks, TV shows, and cooking products for $50 million in cash and stock.

Sadly, $50 million isn't enough to get people to stop saying "It's a good thing" and "Bam!" every time they see these two.