Wednesday, February 20
No More BAM! Please
By now you know that Martha Stewart has purchased the rights to Emeril Lagasse's franchise of cookbooks, television shows and kitchen products for $45 million in cash and $5 million in stock.
If not, you must have been avoiding CNN, The Washington Post, ABC News, E! News, E! Online, Animal Planet, Fox News, and the Disney channel. (I think they all covered it)
I'm convinced that until the end of time every headline involving Emeril Lagasse will involve a "BAM!" or a reference to something being "kicked up a notch"... regardless the point of the story.
Possible future headlines:
If not, you must have been avoiding CNN, The Washington Post, ABC News, E! News, E! Online, Animal Planet, Fox News, and the Disney channel. (I think they all covered it)
I'm convinced that until the end of time every headline involving Emeril Lagasse will involve a "BAM!" or a reference to something being "kicked up a notch"... regardless the point of the story.
Emeril rushed to the hospital: BAM! Emeril's heart explodes! Drs. hope to kick it up a notch!
Emeril endorses Obama: Emeril kicks up his support for oBAM!a a few notches!
Emeril's funeral: No more notches left to be kicked up! Emeril BAM!'s his way to the afterlife!
... you get the idea.
Emeril endorses Obama: Emeril kicks up his support for oBAM!a a few notches!
Emeril's funeral: No more notches left to be kicked up! Emeril BAM!'s his way to the afterlife!
... you get the idea.
Labels: Emeril Lagasse, Martha Stewart
posted by jacob @ 9:08 AM
7 Comments:
Hahaha, so fonny!
Jacob, you make me giggle.
:-)
Ha Ha :)
lol, SOOO true! I hate how absolutely everyone thinks it's a great idea to make these corny headline puns! It's everywhere, like a dirty disease!
Emeril was a guest on The Martha Show yesterday to celebate their new "partnership". He was being reserved and polite and Martha told him he could "kick it up a notch". I was happy for him. He sounded excited about all of the new opportunities and new products etc.
*snort*
you are freakin hilarious. see you (as lou reed would say) miami f-l-a!
xoxo
mary alice
How do I get out of this blog - photos from your blog keep showing up in my photo album on my computer - what's happening? Please tell me how this non-techy who stumbled on your site can get away from it?????
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