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Wednesday, February 20

No More BAM! Please

By now you know that Martha Stewart has purchased the rights to Emeril Lagasse's franchise of cookbooks, television shows and kitchen products for $45 million in cash and $5 million in stock.

If not, you must have been avoiding CNN, The Washington Post, ABC News, E! News, E! Online, Animal Planet, Fox News, and the Disney channel. (I think they all covered it)

I'm convinced that until the end of time every headline involving Emeril Lagasse will involve a "BAM!" or a reference to something being "kicked up a notch"... regardless the point of the story.

Possible future headlines:

Emeril rushed to the hospital: BAM! Emeril's heart explodes! Drs. hope to kick it up a notch!

Emeril endorses Obama: Emeril kicks up his support for oBAM!a a few notches!

Emeril's funeral: No more notches left to be kicked up! Emeril BAM!'s his way to the afterlife!

... you get the idea.

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At 2/20/2008 10:21 AM , Anonymous sb said...

Hahaha, so fonny!

At 2/20/2008 2:32 PM , Anonymous Wendy said...

Jacob, you make me giggle.

At 2/20/2008 7:15 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ha Ha :)

At 2/20/2008 9:44 PM , Anonymous becstasyshock said...

lol, SOOO true! I hate how absolutely everyone thinks it's a great idea to make these corny headline puns! It's everywhere, like a dirty disease!

At 2/21/2008 9:46 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Emeril was a guest on The Martha Show yesterday to celebate their new "partnership". He was being reserved and polite and Martha told him he could "kick it up a notch". I was happy for him. He sounded excited about all of the new opportunities and new products etc.

At 2/21/2008 9:29 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

you are freakin hilarious. see you (as lou reed would say) miami f-l-a!


mary alice

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