Friday, October 31

Kelly Ripa Does Paula Deen

Regis Philbin and Kelly Ripa -- going strong after all these years -- take their Halloween show seriously, despite being 95 years old and 95 lbs., respectively.

The talkshow duo made seven costume changes this morning! And everyone's favorite butter-using, Sugar-saying, Southern Belle with a penchant for Burger King -- Paula Deen -- was one of them!


Also, Regis dressed up as the potty-mouthed Gordon Ramsay... and seemed to have a great time cussing out his feelings. Reege!

GuyFeeYetti guested on the show, too. He came out as some kind of astronaut, with his trademark sunglasses on the back of his head. It's sunny in space, y'all!

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15 comments:

  1. Anonymous10/31/2008 4:00 PM

    Good try at Ol' Pauler...Except Kelly's " Paula " wasn't trashy enough ...

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  2. Anonymous10/31/2008 4:03 PM

    Did " Pauler" try and dry hump "Gordon" ?

    Sorry I missed Fee-Yetti. Luckily I have a job and need to work and cannot watch mindless Daytime TV.

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  3. Anonymous10/31/2008 4:46 PM

    I'm gonna catch hell from her groupies , but I'm waiting for the old hoochie to get it on with her " granny's spatchler " !

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  4. Anonymous10/31/2008 7:25 PM

    i LOATHE regis philbin
    always have
    always will
    one of the MOST annoying a-holes on tv how did he ver get so famous
    and stay so famous for so long??
    cannot STAND HIM.

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  5. Little Ol' Liz10/31/2008 7:41 PM

    OK, it was bad. WAY bad. But put any chick in a white haired wig and tote a Butter Kabob, and I guess that make you Paula Deen.

    Kelly used to be an actress. Just not one that's ever done Savannah, Georgia kinda Southern. What was that accent? Trashy Texas???

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  6. Anonymous10/31/2008 8:44 PM

    The accent wasn't that great, but her lines were. It was really funny!!!! Why is she so SKINNY!!!!

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  7. Anonymous10/31/2008 9:35 PM

    I was getting a late start this morning and saw the show. I thought the show was hilarious. I think Regis is great, one of the great interviewers and storytellers of his time, just ask Dave Letterman.

    Kelly did an ok job with Paula, but not as good as she did with Gov. Sarah Palin. It was a funny piece though with Guy F. and all the chefs in that spot.

    J

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  8. Anonymous10/31/2008 11:24 PM

    i don't give a flip what david letterman thinks of regis
    i STILL loathe the crap outta him....

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  9. Anonymous11/01/2008 11:47 AM

    Hi Guys& Gals- just watched the season opener of the Neelys show. NOT one kiss. Someone at FN gave them notes before taping.

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  10. Anonymous11/02/2008 7:54 PM

    Regis is cool. Kelly is cool.

    How can you not like Philbin? He is the most inoffensive guy on TV, unlike many FN wannabee celebs.

    He deserves the spotlight. Kelly has nice meat curtains.

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  11. Anonymous11/03/2008 1:09 AM

    I absolutely hate what Paula Deen has become. It is disgusting to see this woman with her "horny" face up close and personal. I don't watch her anymore. Ack!

    Somebody please, stop her. She is embarrassing to watch.

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  12. Anonymous11/03/2008 5:00 PM

    What are meat curtains ?

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  13. Anonymous11/05/2008 2:00 PM

    Yeah. What are meat curtains? Clothes? They're not hers.

    I also loved the Neely's new show. I really like them.

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  14. Anonymous11/11/2008 10:51 AM

    Meat curtains = Piss flaps

    aka vaginal lips

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  15. Anonymous5/11/2009 10:09 PM

    I think Kelly should have added a pig snout to her costume of Paula, then she would have been right on.

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