Isaac, who claims to watch Ace of Cakes religiously, says he wants to "be one of those fat girls who rolls out marzipan all day" and live in a clubhouse where "the fatter you get the more fabulous they like you."
Hmm... how does one love someone more fabulously?
I really want to write something like:
Those "fat girls who roll out marzipan" all day DO NOT sit around wishing they were some coked-out designer living in a clubhouse where the more Target dresses they design the more fabulous they like you.
... but that would be mean.
Isaac also claims to love "every single one of them" on the show... like Mary ELLEN.
Isaac: you're uninvited to the Mary ALICE fan club!
Points for mentioning Sandra Lee, though.
Isaac did get one thing right:
When asked what he hates on the network, Isaac held up the picture of Guy Fieri.
UPDATE: Food Network has pulled the video from the FN Dish page. I took it down, too, just in case it was still live. I realize Isaac was trying to be funny, but it just came across as offensive.
Great first episode, Bruce!
P.S.- Mary Alice emailed me to let me know how hurt she was by the video. I won't go into details, but let's just say Isaac Mizrahi is in no place to be talking shit about one of Food Network's most succesful shows.
Let that be a lesson to you all. Don't fuck with Ace of Cakes! (Sorry to the kiddies who are reading, but in this case it was the only appropriate word.)
Guy Fieri loves you.
ReplyDeleteawe! I hope Mary Ellen doesn't see this. I mean she must know she is big, but she's still a girl!
ReplyDeleteIs he implying that everyone on Ace of Cakes is fat?
ReplyDeleteThis guy is an egomaniacal loser who hasn't been relevant in about a decade. The only people who find him important are middle-American housefraus.
ReplyDeleteThat was pretty tasteless to single out the girls on Ace of Cakes. Also fruitcakes like Mizrahi should also know they roll fondant most of the time, not marzipan.
ReplyDeleteSomeone said this dude hasn't been relevant in a decade.
Was he ever relevant ? His line at it's peak point in popularity was just quite average compared to his contempararies and had no staying power whatsoever.
What Mizrahi does for Target could be compared to say Bobby Flay or Princess Giada working at Subway or KFC.
The guy is class A loser in many fields and taking a swipe at these girls just makes him look like a bigger tool than he is.
Good for you Jacob for calling this fool out! What an ass he is.
ReplyDeleteSeriously, what a jerk. Mary Smith knows he's talking about her. I enjoy her on the show, who cares what size she is!
ReplyDeleteI'm with him on Guy Fieri, though. Whatever made anybody at FN think he's so great is beyond me.
ReplyDeleteI'd like to slap those backwards sunglasses right off of his head.
And what's with the last name being pronounced "Fi-eddy"? Another case of someone intentionally choosing certain words to pronounce in a non-English way (aka Giada)? Gag.
what a fucking asshole.
ReplyDeleteWho the fuck is Mary Ellen? It's Mary ALICE asshole. No class.
ReplyDeleteThanks for having our back, J.
ReplyDeleteLove You Madly,
Mary Alice
Wow, and I used to like him!
ReplyDeleteNot a surprise. What a jerk. Go OD already, Isaac.
ReplyDeleteRemember that show he had on Style Network? That show was a total disaster. It was all over the place. Quite hideous.
ReplyDeleteIsaac...tiresome.
ReplyDeleteI think his head was shoved in his ass. Like normal.
ReplyDeleteMary Alice...we love you!
Isaac Mizrahi is becoming more irrelevant by the minute.
ReplyDeleteWhy do we even care what his opinion is on anything?
Mary Alice is DA BOMB!
ReplyDeletePretty cheesy for FN to release this spot at all considering the malicious content, but as we all know FN will do anything whatsoever to ever fill airtime.
ReplyDeleteI find Mizrahi's comments not only funny but hypocritical. I have a sneaking suspicion the guy is probably pretty soft and pudgy himself, and judging by the enormous size of his pumpkinhead, the rest of it is probably a big tub of goo.
I think Mizrahi should apologize for his comments and for being such a dick .
I am surprised Mizrahi's first bit of exposure on Food Network would be because of the type of vegetables he inserts into his ass, not insulting some of it's stars.
ReplyDeleteMary Alice rocks!!!!
ReplyDeleteInteresting to see that FN pulled the Mizrahi video. Wish they were as quick to respond, withdraw, or massively edit Paula's Party episodes of the trashy comments and tacky gestures by the star of the show. BTW, wasn't Mizrahi on a recent episode of PP -- maybe that's where he learned his tackiness.
ReplyDeleteMizrahi was on PP and he was an idiot as usual. I don't know anything other than what I read here, but I know that the times I have watched IM on any show he and the show were ridiculous.
ReplyDeleteMary Alice, Duff, Geoff, and the rest of the cast are great. They are so much fun because they are so normal.
Rock on Ace of Cakes...
J
Has anybody mentioned to Isaac (oh, the horror!) that his clothing at Target comes in sizes up through "plus" size 3X? I think Mary Alice should get herself to Target, buy one of his dresses in her very lovely, voluptuous, pretty size, and wear in on the next epi of Ace of Cakes!
ReplyDeleteIsaac is just pissed that his show was canceled.
ReplyDeleteAce of Cakes rocks! Its the one show on FN that has stayed true to itself.