Even so, Paula's just fine with a big ole' Coke from Burger King!
Does Paula make her fans sign the autographs for her? She can't be bothered to put down her bag or drink, you know.
Just kidding, Paula! Hope to see you this weekend and hear more crazy, dirty jokes!
Thanks Daniel for sending!
[Images Bauer Griffin via I'm Not Obsessed]
Someone hand Groover his banjo so he start pickin his tunes.Quickly.
ReplyDeleteSugar Moma Paula supporting her empire of ner do wells.
Only in America can a piece of trashy trailer trash rise to cult figure . It's just amazing the people that Americans will idolize !
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ReplyDelete"Only in America can a piece of trashy trailer trash rise to cult figure . It's just amazing the people that Americans will idolize !"
SCREW YOU!!!!!!!
It's what America is - people from the bottom rising to the top (except for maybe right now when we're all sinking)! Go Paula!
ReplyDeletei still hate paula and her creepy husband and her 2 sons and and and....they ARE trailer trash.
ReplyDeleteTo anonymous 5:23 .... Typical Deen groupie... There's absolutely nothing wrong with working hard to get to the top . But when you're at the top it always a good thing to conduct yourself well so that yo're a good example to those who are struggling . This woman is an abomination . She's full of herself with a huge ego . All of her success has gone right to her head . She's a vulgar , trashy , stereotypical caricature of a Southerner . As we Southerners say around here " She's whored Southern to the Northern " ... No truer words were ever spoken . We often think that when we hear of the long lines of star-struck fans that are wide eyed and willing to stand in the heat of Savannah for hours just to eat at her over-priced restaurant and spend fortunes on ridiculously priced merchandise !
ReplyDeleteI like Paula in the cap she looks great!
ReplyDeleteOh good lord, you Paula haters! Anonymous ones at that. Y'all are so cute hiding your names and faces behind the internet. White trash, she may be...but hey--she's makin' the money. That's for sure.
ReplyDeleteOh Nikki Y'all ... She's making money alright ... She'd do ANYTHING for a buck ...!
ReplyDeleteShe'd whore her name out on a pile of dog poop if she thought she could make money off of it ...
ReplyDeleteshe's a pig.
ReplyDeleteAbsolutely ... Considering the fact that she doesn't care about the welfare of the pigs that Smithfield tortures before they slaughter them , I don't think that they would think that she's good enough to be a pig.....A pig is actually an incredibly intelligent animal ...The ONLY intellect that Deen possesses is the shrewdness required to make money anyway that's possible.
ReplyDeleteI love people who get all worked up over someone who has no bearing on their day to day lives. Sour grapes over her money, much?
ReplyDeleteLame argument flutter...A great many people see through the ridiculous facade and see the real Deen ... A woman who has no shame and apparently no ethical value . To many that's highly unattractive ...I don't like George W.Bush either but, I'm not jealous of him ...I think that he's a stupid jerk as is Paula Deen.
ReplyDeleteI love Paula
ReplyDeletethats all...the end
the majority of us do not love paula
ReplyDeletewe find her disgusting money grubbing vulgar and embarrassing.
the end.
AMEN ... Anonymous 2:16 ... AMEN !!!
ReplyDeleteThe fact that Paula Deen's program's still exist on the Food Network is evidence enough for me that Bob Tuschman has no concern that his programming is tasteful . He's like Paula Deen . All that he cares about is profit .
ReplyDeleteLet's hope she avoids any crazy, dirty jokes since her demo will be to promote her new children's cookbook!
ReplyDeleteI don't think that she's got the sense to avoid the dirty stuff... Her biggest problemis that she thinks that she's too cute ...
ReplyDeleteIt doesn't surprise me that this fat cow eats at Burger King. She's scary to look at. Someone hold up her photo to kids and show them what eating butter and bacon all day does to you.
ReplyDeleteIf your so hot, let's see your picture anonymous @ 3:06pm you sad son of a bitch.
ReplyDeletemost of us ARE hotter than PigDeen dude. and we are not SAD sons of anyone.
ReplyDeleteAnd Charlie you're a pathetic little man ... I've had the misfortune of seeing your photo and believe me you are no vision . It's often the ugliest people who are the ones who don't have any compunction about displaying photos of themselves ... Go get a life Charlie and try to read a dictionary and expand your vocabulary above the profane... However , THAT would really tickle ol' Paula ... She LOVES dirty talk ! LOL.....
ReplyDeleteDon't hate the player, hate the game! I know that's really old and lame, but so is all of the Paula bashing. Leave ole girl alone. Now am I gonna be the first to call attention to those ugly lace up Crocs Michael is wearing?
ReplyDeleteWow Charlie you really need to get on your meds. Put a sock in it!!!! Ha Ha!!!! Calm down.
ReplyDeleteMy sister and her family attended Paula Deen's live show in Tunica . They were so appalled by the filth that she spewed during the show . And, they're not prudish people either. They were big fans but I can truthfully say that they're not anymore .
ReplyDeleteI think that she receives so much criticism from posters to this blog because people are just turned off by her . She used to be so nice to watch . But , now I'm sorry to say she is just disgusting.
i WISH deen would read this blog and what everyone has to say about her.......i wonder if she would even care or take any of it to heart??
ReplyDeletemaybe if we paid her?
If we waved a dollar bill under her nose she'd love it better than a stick of butter !
ReplyDeleteMy questions are: Where are her advisors? And, why aren't they letting her know to tone down the filth? I'm not just talking about employees (like an agent, manager, etc.). I'm also talking about her family. Have they grown so used to it that they are immune to how it comes across? Or is she just so controlling (have gotten that impression from things I've read) that she feels she's right even when she's wrong.
ReplyDeleteAnd, another question. Do these event planners ever invite her back another year? Might be interesting to know.
As long as she has fans that screech and scream after her like a rock star . And , fans who pay exorbitant prices for tickets to her shows , for her merchandise and her restaurant she will continue her act as always . Sad for a 61 year-old grandmother ...
ReplyDeleteSpeaking of Paula,i went to Barnes&Nobles the other day and i saw a huge poster staring at me with Paula's face on it.It was an add for her new children's cook book full of "kind-friendly" recipies...So instead of using 3 sticks of butter in her food she uses 1 1/2??Gross.
ReplyDeleteSpeaking of children and young people , I wish that she could be the sweet grandmotherly person that she once was in her earlier shows . Now that was a wonderful inspiration for a little child to come into the kitchen to learn to cook !
ReplyDeleteYes , the old Paula Deen was someone that children could look up to as a good example . Boy has THAT changed !
ReplyDeleteI agree with Anonymous 8:50 ... SOMEONE should tell her to can the filthy act . It's not sexy and a very bad example ... Besides it gets OLD REAL QUICK !
Charles is gonna start stalking Paula I bet.
ReplyDeleteAnd he is a sad little worm isn't he ?
I want to crush him like a bug.
And Groover is Creepy with a capital C, so right on. The gene pool in the Deen circle is dangerously shallow don't you think ?
That Groover guy needs to consider some work on his eyelids ... I can't see his eyes !
ReplyDeleteAs to the shallow gene pool .... Geez , I think that they're the " missing links " ....
Didn't Michael Groover have some serious legal problems before he hooked up with Paula ? Does anyone have any info on The Groove ?
ReplyDeleteIt would be ashamed to see her kicked and abused by this man, as many see him as quite opportunistic.
Was he really a shrimp boat captain before he came to this new land of opportunity ?
I think that he really was a tug boat captain with a lot of his own money . Believe me Paula isn't going to let anyone get between her and a penny of her money . That is of utmost importance to her ... And how to get more of it !
ReplyDeleteLOL This is the Paula people love, not the over-the-top ear-piercing cackler she has been morphed into. Gotta love how "real" this pic looks!
ReplyDeleteIm still a fan, even if I can only take her in smaller doses now.
unless piggy deen bought HER OWN rings and jewelry (ha ha) I would think groover has plenty of his own dough.....( as in pillsbury doughboy ha ha)
ReplyDeletei will say one nice thing about the guy, as least he lost some of that horrible weight he had on previously which is more than i can say for his fat opportunistic wifey poo....how, with the kind of food she makes is really beyond me tho....
He said once that he lost weight even though he was married to the Queen of Butter by using portion control . Man that must be hard livin' with her !
ReplyDeleteGood grief..."white trailer trash"? Seriously? that's the best you can come up with? I'll have you know, I come from a long line of white sharecroppers..and yeah, they all live in trailers, now. You know what? They're Good People. They're just poor. Seeing as Paula is neither poor, NOR living in a trailer...I don't really see the resemblance? But OH MAN can that girl cook! She reminds me of all the family I have in Alabama.
ReplyDeleteMaybe if you've never been there, you could never understand. Until then, no name calling - please. It confuses those of us that know what Trailer Trash looks like.
Why hate on a woman you've never met, anyhow? Waste of time, if you ask me. If you don't like her, don't watch her. It's pretty easy to change the channel.
Coming from Alabama , I can tell you that the term " trailer trash " is used to describe those individuals exhibiting TRASHY or TASTELESS behavior . It has NOTHING to do with a person's station in life . I myself have been very,very poor almost to the brink of being homeless . But ,I have never been trashy . I have seen Paula Deen's Live show in person and I can tell you that woman is TRASHY . There is no need for that kind of behavior and NO excuse for it . That was the biggest waste of my time and hard-earned money that I can think of . If that offends someone so be it !
ReplyDeleteI'm a southeast Georgia gal like Paula Deen and let me tell you that she bugs the stew out of us . We southerners say Y'all , but not every three words . She's laying it on real thick.
ReplyDeleteshe lays everything on real thick....
ReplyDeletebut she can obviously do whatever the hell she wants with all the money that is thrown at her......
our only option is don't watch the bitch.
I like Paula Deen - however she's getting as overexposed as some of the other Food Network host/hostesses - that is the problem. How do you keep it fresh and the hype going when you are everywhere??? It's gotta be tough - need to change it up. Look at Madonna - this is how she's been successful this long. And BTW - I absolutely LOVE Paula's son Bobby. Rich or poor I'd marry him in heartbeat.
ReplyDelete"Rich or poor L'd marry him in a heartbeat" The problem with this is Bobby's gay!!
ReplyDeletethe ONLY THING tough about being paula deen is if you watch her on TV......
ReplyDeleteI like Paula Deen. I did prefer her first years of shows more than the newer shows. I do not like the Paula's Party shows, they are very annoying and just don't fit with what Paula is good at.
ReplyDeleteI found her early shows interesting because of her explaining her southern cooking styles. I still like the Paula's Home Cooking shows when it is just about the food and her family stories. I like when she has her sons or Michael on with her though, but beyond that I don't like guests on the show.
I don't understand nastiness towards her on this site. The cussing, etc., I have never seen that side myself. I went to a home show demonstration performance that she put on about three years ago and she couldn't have been nicer. I don't have a problem with someone coming from having nothing to making something of themselves.
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You were fortunate NOT to see one of her Paula Deen Live stage shows . ENTIRELY different venue . And , I used NO profanity describing Ms. Deen's unfortunate performance . Just because you are not aware of or haven't paid an expensive ticket price to see a show of nothing but nastiness and TMI about her bodily functions doesn't mean that Paula Deen isn't guilty of these descriptions . I was incredibly disappointed .
ReplyDeleteI don't berudge anyone working their way to success ... But I do have issues with someone who let's it go to their head . They are then in the position of being obnoxious ... For many people Paula Deen has assumed that undesirable persona .
ReplyDeleteAs if Rachel Ray hasn't shoved the "annoying & loud New Yorker" persona to the hilt ...
ReplyDeleteComplain to Gordon Elliott ... He's her executive producer ... He's the one that moved her "Paula's Party" show to NYC and changed it ... He's the tasteless hack ... Gid rid of Gordo and we'll get the old Paula back ...
What is Tuschman's part in all this ?
ReplyDeleteWhen trash like her gets so popular...we see now why America is now a second rate country and heading down hill fast
ReplyDeleteHer husband seems very pleased with him self.
ReplyDeleteAnd notice how big and fat that frumpy groupie is?
I can't believe I'm writing this but I would take RR over PD any day. I liked her when she first cam on FN but now I can not watch her or Aunt Sandy. Oh and Jacob is not objective. I mean come on...
ReplyDeleteOMG, I can't believe the comments here.... How sad that our world is full of such petty people who have nothing better to do than trash others.
ReplyDeleteHaving an opinion differing than your own is sad and petty ? I think that it's a pretty small and limited mentality that can't abide or absorb views other than their own.
ReplyDeleteI do not like Paula Deen either, but constantly harping on her wieght, her husband's weight, her accent, etc., is neither constructive or just "differing opinions." It's fine if you don't like her - or RR or GF or many others, but criticizing them for their looks??? What are you getting from it? What possible good is coming from a forum like that?
ReplyDeleteNo, Renae, it is TRASHING. There's a difference of having a difference of opinion and then just talking out of one's hind part. Try reading all the prior posts and I think you'll be able to notice it.
ReplyDeleteFlutter had it exactly right saying how everyone is so worked up over someone that's on tv tha they don't even know as a person.
And to Anon @ 4:16 & 4:17, (didn't think I forgot you did you?)....at least I posted my picture. Why don't you stop judging people so much and look into your own life. I realize it's sad and unfulfilled but here's a thought: if you put as much effort into hating and trashing someone you don't know as you did to becoming a better person to where people would want to be around you, you could see that you can change for the better!
She has gotten on everybody's nerves ... She's obnoxious and people are sick of her . What you are hearing is venting . Don't you ever do that ? Or , are you above it all hovering near perfection ?
ReplyDeleteCharlie ... NO ONE on this blog has been as hate-filled and brought to the brink of melt down because someone trashed Paula Deen as you have been . You've been profane and inappropriate . So put the proverbial sock in it and go pop a chill pill...PLEASE !
ReplyDeleteYou are "venting" in a public forum, where your words can be very hurtful. I like this blog, I like to read differing opinions, but trashing someone like this is CHILDISH, IMMATURE and has no place here. And before you say "well if you don't like it go away" I suggest you grow up. Jacob does a great job here, he doesn't need all this crap.
ReplyDeleteCalling someone a pig isn't hate-filled?
ReplyDeleteI suppose it's just a "differing opinion..."
ReplyDeleteThe woman IS a pig . It's obvious that you have ignored those that have actually BEEN to her LIVE STAGE SHOWS ... You are absolutely deaf,dumb and BLIND that after seeing a spectacle like that you think that she can be characterized as ANYTHING else . I know I was STUPID enough to pay for a ticket to the show . But, I'll tell you I learned my lesson !
ReplyDeleteI happen to like pigs but I don't like Paula.
ReplyDeleteTrashing is fun. Petty? Yeah. But still fun. I guess I will nevr grow up......
ReplyDeleteAMEN ! Besides pigs are actually highly intelligent animals.....
ReplyDeleteWhat is this blog ... Food Network Addict or PRAISE BE.. GLORY HALLELUJAH ... HAIL TO OUR GODDESS,OUR IDOL,OUR QUEEN PAULA , THE ONE AND ONLY DEEN !
ReplyDeleteCriticizing this fine example of humanity will be punishible by either skinning alive or having one's tongue cut out and either or breaking of one's fingers as punishment for trashing this FINE LADY !
Now folks ... all of us evil trashers of fine Food Networkery ... Let's make a solemn pact that we will play nice-nice ... No more dissenting opinions about any food network celebrity ... Especially Paula Deen ... Because if you do ... Chuckie will get you and put you in your deserved place ... ( He's always lurking you know ) ... And if not Charles ... If you criticize anyone on the food network the Fan Gestapo is active too ! Remember ... Just nice-nice comments ... Be good now ... They're watching !
ReplyDelete" Nice-Nice " = BORING !
ReplyDeletereading this review only makes me get down on my knees and beg you all:
ReplyDeleteplease do not encourage this creature in any way....
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Ms. Deen, Ms. Deen, what are we going to do with you? It was leather weekend in the MPD, and for some reason, I was unfazed by the lady on the sidewalk in the leather bra, yet was fainthearted after Paula Deen’s appearance yesterday at Comix. Before I share with y’all (pronounced "YOWL") the nuggets that made Paula Deen’s the most offbeat event I attended at the NYWFF (and keep in mind, I saw Gordon Ramsay call the French cannibals and Ferran Adria’s liquid nitrogen slide show) let me just say: The audience loved Paula. They came in loving her, and probably left loving her more. There was a standing O when she appeared, they laughed at all her jokes, they let her sit in their laps and spray them with whipped cream. It was kinda sweet—and very creepy.
The Southern-fried belle, with a hairdo that Billy Joel told her "looks like feathers"—"You and Rod Stewart wear that shag and I sure do like it," she paraphrased—dished out a combination of back-woods vaudeville, Oprah-esque advice (from her own hard-earned experience—she revealed that she was agoraphobic for 20 years), and some unexpected humor. Out of her hour on stage, only 15 minutes were devoted to cooking. But the audience didn’t seem to mind one bit. Some highlights (or low points, depending on who you ask):
-Deen randomly announced that her husband and sidekick, Michael Groover, had done DIY surgery on a bone spur on his hand by using a pull tab from a soda can. Two days ago. On a plane. And it got infected. Now he’s on stage. Preparing food.
-Deen removed a couple of silver-colored extensions from her hair, and kept clipping them on and off while chatting with the crowd before eventually using one to cover an audience member’s bald spot.
-Another baldy that Deen really liked was used by her as an arm chair: "It’s not every day I get to look at y’all in the eye, and chat with y’all and"—gasp—"make out with y’all." Then she went in for a kiss—on the cheek.
-Called the Neeleys "the black Deens"
-Took a can of Reddi Whip (from her cooking demo, natch) into the audience, sprayed a rosette onto a man’s head and then ate it
When Deen finally made it into the kitchen, she relished every opportunity to infuse innuendo while making her "porky-pine meatballs." Though Deen was there plugging her new children’s cookbook, you never would have guessed it. Paula, the next cake you eat should be made out of soap.
Yay ! Thank You God ! FINALLY somebody sees this person for what she REALLY is ! HALLELUJAH !
ReplyDeleteI've seen her in person . Remember . Never again . I don't care who doesn't like it . She's nasty .
ReplyDeleteMan ! She and her family must have physical constitutions of steel ! With hygiene like that they're playing with fire !
ReplyDeleteThe Black Deens? The Neelys have way more class than these bush pigs from Savannah.
ReplyDeleteObviously the show is almost over for Paula. I think it might be considered a huge social faux pas if you admit to watching her talk show. Why don't you just say to everyone you are an idiot that needs to be entertained by slothful people and watch mindless daytime TV hosted by pigs. PAula is pig right ?
Class division thing you know.
Miss Paula is laughing her trailer trash ass all the way to the bank... So I am sure she does not give a hot damn who likes her!!
ReplyDeleteThat's blatantly obvious !
ReplyDeleteDoes it look like Miss Paula has dropped some pounds...?? She looks good :)
ReplyDeleteWay to go Paula !
I think some of the comments on here are cruel and mean, because obviously Mrs. Dean has worked hard to get to where she is today (since I am also a panic attack sufferer I know how hard it must have been for her dealing with that disorder). However, I do agree that she has certainly went down-hill from the good ol' days of Paula's Home Cookin. I don't know which personality is her real self. Is it the toned down, Grandmotherly version on Paula's Home Cookin or the obnoxious, overly sex crazed version on Paula's party? Whatever the case, I liked her way better when she first came out, and was more down to earth, and not so loud and dirty minded - now, not so much.
ReplyDeleteWow......I just found this place and it reflects on the writers more than the FN "stars" Vile and endearing at the same time, Paula has fallen into exactly what regular TV is.........garbage ! Tischman screwed NFNS, wrecked the WEBSITE and is blowing the whole network away ! Don't blame the employees for what the producers and network heads call entertainment....afterall their egos are over the top and throw in a vulgar old bag who thinks she is attractive ( yuck) with no constraints and that is what you get.........just another example of the breakdown of our society where anything goes with no integrity and the disolution of good taste and quality....I expect poo poo and fart jokes from the Neelys soon.........if they can get their hands out of each others pants long enough.....disgraceful
ReplyDeleteTo Anononymous 7:20: How come so much attention has been made to Bobby Deen being gay? My question to you and all the others that swear that he is "gay" how do you know??? Did he ask you out? Expose himself to you??? I have read where others have said "my gadar goes off when I see him??" What kind of crap is that?? Just because the man is not married -- doesn't make him gay?? Did you happen to see him perform in a gay parade or something? Before you attack somebody's sexuality make sure you are ok with your own. And to be honest -- I don't think it would matter to many of his fans if he was gay or not.
ReplyDeleteHow can anyone watch Deen's shows? I saw her on a talk show and almost threw up. It's not just her vulgar behavior; she continually licks her fingers and then touches both cooked and uncooked food. I would never do that, even just cooking for my husband and myself. Yuck.
ReplyDeletePAULA DEEN IS A FAT PIG.
ReplyDeleteSHE IS ALSO A SLEAZY WHORE.
I WISH SHE WOULD DROP DEAD ALREADY.
PREFERRABLY RIGHT ON TV.
THAT GIRL IS A P.I.G. PIG!
ReplyDelete-borrowed from a popular college themed movie!
WATCH OUT SHE'S GONNA POP!
-borrowed from a popular song about 'Pelvis'
IF I HEAR HER SAY 'Y'ALL' ONE MORE TIME I MAY KILL MYSELF
ReplyDeleteShe is the Queen of PIG PEOPLE ... and as un-humble as anyone could ever be. She needs to go back to her kitchen with her agorapobia (which was probably contrived to gain ratinings) and get down on her hands and knees and thank God she is successful. She is truly a PIG and her sons ... especially BOBBY the "most available bachelor ... LOL LOL LMAO LMAO ... if Savannah and Atlanta could only talk about his homosexual escapades. I refuse to tune in to her programs and when I look at her magazine covers when at the check out counter of the supermarket I could vomit ... her DaVinci veneers and fake smile ... the whole fucking family got freebees from the asshole dentist to advertise in her rag. Lets hope the next time she does a shooter of clarified buter from a shot glass ... she aspirates and dies on television ... people like this who are uncaring and phoney need to suffer. Interesting from the blogs from all over ... the majority of folks here in the USA feel the same way. Paula Deen Eat Shit and Die Bitch ... you are no good to anyone. Fuck you.
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