Saturday, August 12
sandra was out cooking on the beach once again. I think she made some food. Made a cocktail. And talked about a tablescape. I wasn't really able to pay attention, though, for two reasons:
Sandra's boobs were all over the place this morning! Okay, yes, her shirts typically are tight, but that's usually balanced out by a darling niece or nephew lurking in her kitchen, forcing ole' sandra to cover up a bit. I guess she loves to let it all hang loose when she hits the beach!
Are those things store bought or semi-homemade, Sandra? Jeez! There are children on that beach.
Sandra managed to whip up some sort of cocktail, obviously ignoring warnings(not to mention laws) against drinking on public beaches.
Tablescape time! Can't seem to avert my eyes, though.
I guess since I am part of the target audience the food network is looking for (males, age 18-34), I should be loving this vixen-like "Aunt Sandy." Those food network execs. might have gotten it a bit wrong, though:-)
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