Food Network Meets "Network"

Barbeque MASTER Bobby Flay looks a little alieonic to me in this CBS photo. Something about the eyes. Anhow, Flayster is evidently the "resident chef" on CBS' Early Show. He appears this morning and shows them how to make a linguini (which the Web site also handily points out can be spelled "linguine") with white and red clam sauce. It sounds really good, so if anyone wants to make it, the recipe is up on that site.

Food Network chefs have been all over network TV lately. Tyler Florence appeared on The View this week and showed Rosie and Joy how to make some crabcakes and chocolate mousse, while my boy Dave Lieberman is on Good Morning America today making his "Bubby's" meatloaf and chocolate-dipped peanut butter rice crispie treats. Yum!

Rachael Ray was on Conan on Monday, Nigella was on Letterman last week. Now I ask you, WHERE IS INA?!?

She's got a new book coming out, so she really has no excuse. I don't really see her doing the talkshow train, however. So sad. Hopefully she'll at least mosey on over to a barnes & noble or something.

Jeffrey, buy Ina another BMW and get her to Washington, DC to do a book signing!