Monday, July 30
Rachael Hits the Hamptons
It was only a matter of time before Rachael Ray did what any other successful New Yorker does and bought herself a home in the Hamptons!
Page Six reports that "the perky, overexposed talk-show hostess and her husband are in contract to buy a fancy weekend compound in Southampton for just under $3 million."
The 3 bedroom / 3 bath main house has been stylishly updated throughout, with gracious doors opening out to a heated gunite pool surrounded by a bluestone patio with pergola. Guests can enjoy their own separate 2 bedroom / 2 bath house with its own kitchen and sauna. A third cottage with its own bath can be used for additional guests. All this on an extremely private 6.2 acre property filled with lush gardens and its own private pond.
I wonder if Rachael's new neighbors, Martha and Ina, will stop by with treats once she moves in?
Ehhh... Ina might be too busy.
Page Six reports that "the perky, overexposed talk-show hostess and her husband are in contract to buy a fancy weekend compound in Southampton for just under $3 million."
The 3 bedroom / 3 bath main house has been stylishly updated throughout, with gracious doors opening out to a heated gunite pool surrounded by a bluestone patio with pergola. Guests can enjoy their own separate 2 bedroom / 2 bath house with its own kitchen and sauna. A third cottage with its own bath can be used for additional guests. All this on an extremely private 6.2 acre property filled with lush gardens and its own private pond.
I wonder if Rachael's new neighbors, Martha and Ina, will stop by with treats once she moves in?
Ehhh... Ina might be too busy.
Labels: Ina Garten, Rachael Ray
posted by jacob @ 12:03 PM
16 Comments:
I *definitely* think Ina will be far too busy to make a treat for Rachel! Maybe Rachel can cook her up a 30 minute meal though, we'll see. I just hope the kitchen in her Hamptons home isn't *BRIGHT ORANGE* (shudder)!
After reading the blogpost it made me think of that old phrase (I'm sure Ina's thinking the same)..."There goes the neighborhood!"
Ina and Martha may stop by but it
won't be "a good thing".
Ina: Yes, I'm going to visit my dear friend Rachael Ray and am bringing lunch. But this time, I'm not using the good mayonnaise. In fact, I left the mayonnaise out in the hot sun for 8 hours...
Ina: ...Then I had Jeffrey put a week's worth of feces onto a baking sheet, and Rachael will have no idea that these aren't my famous brownies at all.
Ina will so turn off the lights and hide when Rachael knocks on her door.
jesse: yeah, that orange better not be in the color scheme. P.S.-- I see from your latest post's comments that you're gettin' dates via my blog;-) let us all know if that works out.
marc: yeah, get your earplugs in.
anon: never is
gregory: hahaha
marc: hahahaha
amy: i'd love to see that episode
Well it could be worse. Scummy Lee could be moving in. As much as I hate Rachael, at least she makes an effort to cook food and not plop it out of jars or dump seasoning packets on everything.
Now, now, fellow bloggers, let's not get catty! I think Ina will be far more agreeable to greet Rachael and John than will Martha. Remember, Martha tried to crash Rachael's premiere taping uninvited...come to think of it, Martha sent minions to do her dirty work, instead of attempting it herself. Miaow!
Well, that's true. Martha was expelled from the pantheon of FN Starts. Usually if your show is cancelled, you get at least a few years of repeat purgatory - but when Martha went to the slammer, they yanked her altogether. Actually, I'm waiting for the episode where Sandra Lee shows up as Ina's guests. She can start out by saying, "Now Ina, your chicken with morels is really good but I have an even better version where I use Campbells Soup and Coolwhip.." Now THAT would be a good episode...
Speaking of Aunt Sandy, the latest show listings have her "reworking" classic episodes of Mario Batali, Bobby Flay, Tyler Florence and Emeril. I'm sure they are just thrilled that she is mangling their recipes.. I can see it now..
Now this is Tyler's chimichurri recipe..he is real proud of it but I think it needs a little Velveeta to zest it up a little...
Tsk, Tsk.
She can't even behave like a proper celebrity. When you're rich and famous, you buy a house in East Hampton, not South Hampton.
Rachael: *knocks on Ina's door*
Ina: *opens door* And you are?
Oh, God, Scumdra's now wrecking Tyler and Emeril?
Yeah, Southampton is for losers... Kelly Ripa, Howard Stern, the Hiltons, Tom Wolfe, Calvin Klein
I think she asks for that because she wants only super rich people close of her, actually I've hers she hates poor people I don't know if that's true.
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