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Friday, April 25

Slip into Rachael's Jeans... for $178

Rachael Ray's talkshow website has a section called "Get Rachael's Look" that has pics of Rach with links to the companies providing the duds she's wearing.

For example, check out this pic of Rachael with the lovely Julie Andrews.


You can get the look by visiting Diane Von Furstenberg for the shirt, buying the brown Only Hearts tank, and getting the earrings by Gerard Yosca.

Rachael wears a brand of jeans in every picture called hello! Skinny Jeans that are billed as "thigh-slimming, stomach-flattening, BUTTOCKS-SHAPING, leg-lengthening, stretch blue jeans!"

Wow... can they make dinner, too?

There's a whole list of details the makers claim make these jeans different, including a scooped out thigh area, an inseam that's drawn forward to make the front of the leg look smaller, fading that "creates an optical illusion," and even pockets that--and this sounds scary--are sewn from seam to seam that act as a girdle, sucking the stomach in.

A pocket isn't just for change anymore... it's a corset!

The jeans run for $178, which I guess could be a bargain if they really do all that. And ladies care to chime in?

My, Rachael's come a long way from the too-tight jeans matched with tucked-in long sleeve tee days of 30 Minute Meals, hasn't she?

Personally, I have no idea why they didn't choose to include this picture in the "Get Rachael's Look" section:


Luxury Denim Pantsuit: $10 at Farm and Fleet (You gotta go to the Midwest for this one)

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17 Comments:

At 4/25/2008 11:31 AM , Anonymous Alec Smart said...

I am sick to death of Rachel Ray, her shows, her husband, anything remotely connected to this "no talent" bitch.

I hear thru the grapevine that she is getting big for her britches.

I happen to think she is gonna balloon up to 250 lbs and be the next Jenny Craig mouthpiece.

 
At 4/25/2008 11:37 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Retchel's got a fat head to match her fat mouth , too ...

 
At 4/25/2008 3:08 PM , Anonymous Cal said...

Their Mom Jeans! They look like Mom Jeans.
Remember that Saturday Night Live skit? Yeah their sexy like that.
And at 175$ a pair? That's robbery. Pure and simple. And they still make her butt look big.

 
At 4/25/2008 5:04 PM , Blogger JordanBaker said...

$178 isn't unheard of for women's premium denim, sadly. My last couple pairs approched that, and they don't have any magic powers.

 
At 4/25/2008 6:06 PM , Blogger Herb of DC said...

that Luxury Denim pantsuit may also be found at any Rural King in Indiana or Kentucky.

 
At 4/25/2008 7:11 PM , Anonymous Alec Smart said...

I'll bet those jeans have a fair bit of elastic in the waistband, cause as soon as you stop tucking your top into your pants a few things are usually in play.

1) Jeans have elasticized waist and the wearer becomes embarrassed if waistband is exposed.
2) Gut and side fat flaps are migrating over the waistband
3) Rachel's back end bucket is blossoming.

 
At 4/25/2008 7:11 PM , Anonymous Alec Smart said...

I'll bet those jeans have a fair bit of elastic in the waistband, cause as soon as you stop tucking your top into your pants a few things are usually in play.

1) Jeans have elasticized waist and the wearer becomes embarrassed if waistband is exposed.
2) Gut and side fat flaps are migrating over the waistband
3) Rachel's back end bucket is blossoming.

 
At 4/25/2008 8:05 PM , Anonymous Robert said...

Personally, I think people would be far better served to aspire to look like Julie Andrews than Rachael Ray.

 
At 4/26/2008 1:44 PM , Anonymous Turtle said...

Y'all forgot to mention that Rachael Ray cooks puppy stew and hates ice cream and rainbows and grandmas.

 
At 4/26/2008 3:00 PM , Anonymous mistylanesux said...

Rachael looks fabulous as always.

 
At 4/26/2008 3:33 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Saying that she's looking fabulous is reeeally stretching a tad...

 
At 4/27/2008 10:03 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why would anyone care what she wears, because she looks horrible
in her clothes. And more to the point why on earth won't she just
shut up and go away. And her little
husband too.

 
At 4/27/2008 11:30 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

AMEN ! AMEN ! AMEN ! AMEN ! AMEN !
If she EVER goes away,I wish that she'd take Paula Deen with her !

 
At 4/27/2008 5:38 PM , Anonymous mistylanesux said...

Why would anyone care what she wears and why would anyone say that she looks horrible in her clothes when the truth is she looks fabulous, darling!

 
At 4/28/2008 12:14 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Of course , everyone is entitled to their own opinion , but Rachel Ray looking fabulous ? Give me a break !

 
At 4/30/2008 10:44 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

My, Rachael's come a long way from the too-tight jeans matched with tucked-in long sleeve tee days of 30 Minute Meals, hasn't she?

Yeah, and I wish she'd go back. Her bum is/was HOTTT!!

 
At 7/03/2008 10:18 PM , Blogger chalz29 said...

Hustle hard, stack paper....u c me? Hi Hater! Hi Hater! Hi Hater!....that's what Rach is saying all the way to the bank you jealous bitches. Course, that's if she even cared what you haters had to say. But alas.....if it makes you feel better......

 

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