Friday, August 8
She even showed up on one of my friend Daniel's favorite blogs, dlisted. Michael K's words about the self-proclaimed Diva from Dallas are, how do I say this, a little more harsh than the ones I've chosen to use in the past. They are hilarious, though.
Highighlight the text if you want to see the naughty parts:
Lisa is the true star. Nobody can squint their eyes like she can. And nobody can rock white anal beads the way she can! She also reminds me of Suri Cruise in 40 years. Give that Star Trek-looking bitch her own show!
Word on the facebook street is that Lisa might get her own show on another network. She's just admitted to having meetings with two networks, but that doesn't meant she was "handed her own show" yet, contrary to what Serious Eats reported.
All in good time, my little Garzaheads. All in goooood time!