Thursday, January 8
Another Rachael Ray Product We Do NOT Need
I thought the Rachael Ray-brand garbage bowls at Kohl's were bad, but this is even worse...
Artist Alex Gardega is painting a nude, 6-foot portrait of the "charming and sexy" Rachael Ray, using paprika mixed with EVOO as his "paint," reports Page Six.
I like Rachael and all, but I'll be just fine if I never see a nude paprika version of her in my lifetime. The FHM photoshoot a few years back was enough.
Artist Alex should stick to more child-friendly artworks, like this one Jason Mecier did using various kinds of pasta. Very nice!
AND, why is it going to be a 6-foot-tall nude painting? I guess if everyone's gonna see you naked, the least the artist can do is make you a little taller.
Which other Food Network stars would we like to see nude portraits of? Bobby Deen? Ellie Krieger? Somehow I bet Paula's already got one of herself up in that Georgia home of hers. ;-)
Artist Alex Gardega is painting a nude, 6-foot portrait of the "charming and sexy" Rachael Ray, using paprika mixed with EVOO as his "paint," reports Page Six.
I like Rachael and all, but I'll be just fine if I never see a nude paprika version of her in my lifetime. The FHM photoshoot a few years back was enough.
Artist Alex should stick to more child-friendly artworks, like this one Jason Mecier did using various kinds of pasta. Very nice!
AND, why is it going to be a 6-foot-tall nude painting? I guess if everyone's gonna see you naked, the least the artist can do is make you a little taller.
Which other Food Network stars would we like to see nude portraits of? Bobby Deen? Ellie Krieger? Somehow I bet Paula's already got one of herself up in that Georgia home of hers. ;-)
Labels: Rachael Ray
posted by jacob @ 7:08 PM
32 Comments:
Do former FN stars count? Robert Irvine looks like he stays pretty fit, I have a suspicion he wouldn't look half-bad in the raw.
Rachael Ray nekked? My eyes...they bleed....
You got to know that ain't Rachel's body, those hips are not big enough, finger nails are polished, and fingers are too long. Why 6 foot she is not that tall looks like closer to 5 foot would be more like it.
Ohmygod, *please* let someone paint a nude Alton Brown!
And please god, let at least one other person here agree with me that a nekked portriat of him would be a totally awesome thing.
I wonder what medium would best express his essence... Perhaps a sand painting done completely in food-colored kosher salt?
Ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew!
Altho I'm sure my ex-husband would love it.
Alton full monty, baby!!!
*passes out now*
Back to back Rachael Ray posts Jacob? I guess you know her name sets everyone in a tizzy on your blogsite, and since there hasn't been anything really relevant to post about, I guess it makes sense you would throw her out there to keep the buzzards swirling. I have to admit while I'm not all gaga over her like I used to be, she still has my heart, (deep sigh). However, must we always beat her up? Besides, I think the paprika/evoo painting just might be kinda hot.
I agree that a painting of Alton would be hot, but I also think that a nude painting of Tyler Florence would be really HOT!!! As far as a Rachel Ray's painting uhhh...NO THANKS, same goes for one of Paula Deen. I think I'd rather poke my eyes out with a fork.
weird!
The picture made out of pasta is really good! Seriously!
Christine :)
I'm not gonna hold the subject responsible for the artist's bizzarre tastes...even though she DID agree to this. it's just kind of creepy! You could buy the painting...and season your pasta salad with...RR. Secret's in the sauce! *shudder*
Rachael has a booger (or gnocci) protruding from her left nostril.
She like to be "beat up" ya know. She's a very sexy and kinky girl ya know. No need to defend. She doesn't need you dude.
I like the Lego project better. LOL.
I 'm sure there will be some "ew-ew-ew, not that apron-string riding hick" from some bloggers/posters, but Bobby Deen would be at the top of my list. Saw a picture of him from a few years ago on one of Paula's cruises. He was in swim trunks. Great shoulders and biceps. To borrow an RR phrase, "Yum-O."
Oh my, is it getting warm in here or is it me?!!
OMG!
Nude Dave Lieberman photos!
Yummy.
That's stupid
How about Emeril in boxer shorts? Better yet, GIADA!
I'd be happy to see it!
Ellie Krieger in all her gloriousness. Aunt Sandy would probably standup well too.
Only if we get to see meat curtains.
Nigella and Ingrid laying nude together, being fed grapes by Aida, who is wearing only an apron.
I'm with Gen. Definitely nude Dave Lieberman.
Ok, off the subject. I was just watching Paula Deen (why?), who made a hamburger with glazed doughnuts for the buns. Inside the hamburger was hamburger meat, fried egg, and bacon. All of the meat sounds ok (albeit a heart attack waiting to happen), but doughnuts with all of that? Does that sound gross to anyone else?
FN cook I want to see nude? Uh, no one? Can I choose Bobby's wife? If I had a gun to my head, maybe Giada before she had her kids.
And yeah, a hamburger with glazed donuts for a bun is vile and disgusting, and in many ways just represents what Paul has become.
I like Bobby's wife too (Stephanie March). Heck. I like them both.
Sorry Jacob, I'm voting against you on this one. I LOVE me some Rachel and I'd wanna see it.
And YES to Stephanie March too!!
Has Alex Gardega never seen a picture of Giada?
I would rather see a nude of Rachael then Ina !!!
God, please spare us a nude Tyler Florence--those untucked shirts tell the tale, if the budding 2nd chin doesn't! He's looking a little too much like the Pillsbury Dough Boy to be posin' nekkid.
Maybe next we can get a nude Paula Dean in butter
Wow....http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_r6xmNIfRlq8/SZE9AbRuVbI/AAAAAAAABnU/Xdkyxtb-3sU/s400/rachael_ray.jpg
its not a nude. idiots. ive scoured every inch of the net and none exist.
Hey Rachael I love to lick you sweet pussy. I am a bi girl. I watch you a lot and finger my wet pussy looking at you.
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