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Monday, February 23

Paula Deen's Breeches Breach

The crowd at Paula Deen's "cooking" (I use the term lightly, as I don't think she touched one ingredient) demo at the 2009 South Beach Wine & Food Festival truly showed a new side of the Southern diva we all know... and love.


That's right. Paula bared her "breeches," as she referred to them, after the too-large-for-her pants slipped down a bit too far. Take a look:


She wearing any underwear there?

Paula mentioned that her stylist gave them to her to put on. "But these breeches are too big," Paula protested. "Put 'em on, bitch" was the stylist's reply, according to Paula.

Paula's demo also included a joke about killing her husband with cyanide (not nearly as dirty as last year's joke) and a retelling of her history with agoraphobia.

Paula's attendance was HUGE. The seats were all full and people were lining up on the side of the tent just to get a glimpse of Ms. Deen. Pretty wacky. I guess Paula will be dropping her pants every year now if it gets her that kinda love!

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Well, I'm back from the festival--was greeted by some unwelcome, chilly temperatures upon arrival. Oh well, back to reality. Lots of stuff will be up soon!

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39 Comments:

At 2/23/2009 7:21 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ol' Pauler's got her bare ass in legal trouble now ... :

http://www.tmz.com/2009/02/21/paula-deen-gets-served/

 
At 2/23/2009 8:46 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

I keep telling you all that she'd get it on stage with her Grannie's Spatchler if it made a buck or got her attention .

 
At 2/23/2009 9:39 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

I now believe that she has truly lost her mind.

 
At 2/23/2009 10:11 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

I cannot believe that people would pay for epensive tickets to see this Deen monstrosity ... Well ... The rest of the world thinks that Americans are stupid,this is clear evidence that they're right ! Incredible !

 
At 2/23/2009 10:12 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

That should read EXPENSIVE ...Computer key stuck ...

 
At 2/23/2009 11:23 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

What a disgusting pig she is.

 
At 2/24/2009 12:03 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Paula thinks she is so cute, but we all know that people are really laughing at how bad she has become. One would think that her son Bobby would have been so embarrassed, let alone her husband.

Jacob, could you tell what there reactions to this was?

 
At 2/24/2009 1:48 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lil' Bobby & MiKaul now where their gravy train is ...

 
At 2/24/2009 10:10 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ugh!

 
At 2/24/2009 12:04 PM , Blogger Mr. Cook said...

She is such a character.

 
At 2/24/2009 1:52 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Attention Whore PIG.
someone please, just put her to sleep......

 
At 2/24/2009 2:47 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Where is the valium when you need it?

 
At 2/24/2009 3:33 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

What happened to Paula? I do believe the Food Network is some kind of mind altering cult... LOL They all seem to go NUTS!

 
At 2/24/2009 5:21 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

The people who idolize her no matter what she does are like the people who idolize the TV evangelists even when they're found out and caught being crooked . THEY are the ones who are the " cult " !

 
At 2/24/2009 5:58 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is disgusting!! On another post it sates that Bobby seems to "be drinking a great deal", no wonder, with a mother like that who would stay sober.

 
At 2/24/2009 6:49 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well , according to Paula Deen's autobiography , Jimmy Deen , her first husband & Bobby's dad was an alcoholic ( I imagine living with her didn't help the situation any ) . Maybe Bobby has an addictive personality like his dad ... ( And , I imagine his mama doesn't help THAT situation either ! )

 
At 2/24/2009 7:28 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Last year at the South Beach Food and Wine Festival while on the beach and Good Morning America was trying to film, Paula was wearing a silky pants suit and they put that Heavy Microphone equipment on her and she almost lost her pants then. I ran into Paula at the Breakfast Buffet at the Loews and I'll never forget Paula saying "They almost pulled my pants off" (with her southern accent it was really funny.) All I have to say is "Paula" you are just going to have to wear a heavy duty belt for them to attach all that gear. You go Girl, it isn't like they haven't seen something like that before.....

 
At 2/24/2009 7:33 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

No and I have the distinct feeling that we'd see more if it were left up to Paula ... Exhibitionist at heart she is...

 
At 2/24/2009 7:34 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

You know in a previous post I defended her -- but this time I hang up my hat. That woman clearly must have a drinking problem or taking some type of pills to be "acting a fool". At first, I thought this post was not true -- so I followed the trail to TMZ and then over to "Wireimage" where there are pictures of her with a "drink in her hand" before she went on stage/or maybe after. To put on "breeches" and you know they are too big is just plain foolish. I would have fired that "stylist" on the spot -- but not her she just pulls up her pants and keeps laughing. I am sorry Paula -- but you need "help."

The sad part -- is that she is clearly the only one at this festival acting the "fool.". I predict that FN is going to pull the plug on her soon. If she keeps this up -- because they are not going to lose their advertisers over her.

 
At 2/24/2009 7:42 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

I apologize -- I saw them on
Getty Images.

 
At 2/24/2009 10:07 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Topless Paula Dean cooking show.
I'd watch that I think.
They have them in Europe, why not here? Are we all to prudish?

 
At 2/24/2009 10:25 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Gag me ...

 
At 2/24/2009 10:43 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Stupid woman and bigger idiots are those that encourage her ...

 
At 2/24/2009 11:17 PM , Blogger matt said...

I'm kinda turned on, nice ass.. Lol..

 
At 2/25/2009 9:40 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is that what the expression "white trash" means? If so, she's the perfect example of it! What a sorry old pig she's become. I'll bet she buttered her butt to help her pants slide down!

 
At 2/25/2009 10:51 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

According to an article in the Miami Herald she wasn't the least bit embarrassed basically stating that the older you get the easier it is to laugh off a moment like that. I agree that as you get older you do chalk some stuff off to "S**t happens", but to not feel a twinge of embarrassment..... My guess is her family that there with her can't say the same!

 
At 2/25/2009 1:19 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Try reading Jamie's blog. Talk about entertaining. It seems every retard in the South is "devoted" to all things Deen and the Lady & Son.

Just reading all the comments is pure comedy.

Can you say end of the gene pool ?

 
At 2/25/2009 1:36 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Paula Deen is their Messiah ... SAD ...

 
At 2/25/2009 2:26 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Prudish? Heck no but Paula. No way. Giada or Sandy or Rachael.

 
At 2/25/2009 5:04 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Its "britches" not "breeches." Common old-school Southern word for pants.

 
At 2/25/2009 5:43 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey 1:19

There are also a lot of "retard" northerners devoted to the Deens!!

 
At 2/25/2009 11:07 PM , Blogger Hungry Gal said...

With all due respect - I don't get this woman. I guess her down-home smiles, friendly face and southern drawl makes her appealing to some. I guess I am not in her target market.

 
At 2/26/2009 9:21 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thank God...You've been spared !

 
At 2/26/2009 9:53 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

What bothers me is that here’s Paula with all of these moron fans of hers all tented up and ready to go and not an exterminator in sight!!!!!!!!

Talk about a missed opportunity.

 
At 2/26/2009 9:58 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

What's really unbelievable is the fact that soeone wants to give her a talk show .

 
At 2/26/2009 1:43 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Seriously, I fear for our culture if the coarseness displayed on this channel is actually the preference of the demographic they're targeting. This was ostensibly an education channel. If that mission has been totally abandoned in favor of - this, I can't understand what led them to this channel in the first place. Thanks Tuschman.

 
At 2/26/2009 2:05 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

This pants display is nothing new for Paula. She did this before on her party show, having the guest pull her pants up for her. She is disgusting in all ways. The totally sad part is how many people think she and her family are examples to follow.

 
At 2/26/2009 2:29 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

And the rest of the world thinks that Americans are stupid . Paula Deen's Cult = Case in point...

 
At 10/09/2009 1:40 PM , Blogger DG said...

Paula Deen is a disgusting woman.
She wears about 10 dirty rings on her fingers when she cooks, food caked into every crevice. So there is dirt in the food and food in the rings. She cooks with the lowest possible quality ingredients. She licks her fingers on camera, as on the Today Show this AM: licked her fingers then grabbed a piece of cake (with same hand) and tried to feed everyone from the same piece. (Has she heard of the Swine Flu?)
Her food, in fact, isn't very good at all. I get the "country charm" thing; sweet & caring, a charming inability to grasp the English language, the etiquette of a raccoon. But, does anyone like it when grandma licks the napkin to wipe your face? I think not. No one needs to see that. New World, New Rules. Get her off camera please.

 

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