Monday, February 23
Paula Deen's Breeches Breach
The crowd at Paula Deen's "cooking" (I use the term lightly, as I don't think she touched one ingredient) demo at the 2009 South Beach Wine & Food Festival truly showed a new side of the Southern diva we all know... and love.
That's right. Paula bared her "breeches," as she referred to them, after the too-large-for-her pants slipped down a bit too far. Take a look:
She wearing any underwear there?
Paula mentioned that her stylist gave them to her to put on. "But these breeches are too big," Paula protested. "Put 'em on, bitch" was the stylist's reply, according to Paula.
Paula's demo also included a joke about killing her husband with cyanide (not nearly as dirty as last year's joke) and a retelling of her history with agoraphobia.
Paula's attendance was HUGE. The seats were all full and people were lining up on the side of the tent just to get a glimpse of Ms. Deen. Pretty wacky. I guess Paula will be dropping her pants every year now if it gets her that kinda love!
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Well, I'm back from the festival--was greeted by some unwelcome, chilly temperatures upon arrival. Oh well, back to reality. Lots of stuff will be up soon!
That's right. Paula bared her "breeches," as she referred to them, after the too-large-for-her pants slipped down a bit too far. Take a look:
She wearing any underwear there?
Paula mentioned that her stylist gave them to her to put on. "But these breeches are too big," Paula protested. "Put 'em on, bitch" was the stylist's reply, according to Paula.
Paula's demo also included a joke about killing her husband with cyanide (not nearly as dirty as last year's joke) and a retelling of her history with agoraphobia.
Paula's attendance was HUGE. The seats were all full and people were lining up on the side of the tent just to get a glimpse of Ms. Deen. Pretty wacky. I guess Paula will be dropping her pants every year now if it gets her that kinda love!
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Well, I'm back from the festival--was greeted by some unwelcome, chilly temperatures upon arrival. Oh well, back to reality. Lots of stuff will be up soon!
Labels: food network, Paula Deen, south beach wine and food festival
posted by jacob @ 6:59 PM
39 Comments:
Ol' Pauler's got her bare ass in legal trouble now ... :
http://www.tmz.com/2009/02/21/paula-deen-gets-served/
I keep telling you all that she'd get it on stage with her Grannie's Spatchler if it made a buck or got her attention .
I now believe that she has truly lost her mind.
I cannot believe that people would pay for epensive tickets to see this Deen monstrosity ... Well ... The rest of the world thinks that Americans are stupid,this is clear evidence that they're right ! Incredible !
That should read EXPENSIVE ...Computer key stuck ...
What a disgusting pig she is.
Paula thinks she is so cute, but we all know that people are really laughing at how bad she has become. One would think that her son Bobby would have been so embarrassed, let alone her husband.
Jacob, could you tell what there reactions to this was?
Lil' Bobby & MiKaul now where their gravy train is ...
Ugh!
She is such a character.
Attention Whore PIG.
someone please, just put her to sleep......
Where is the valium when you need it?
What happened to Paula? I do believe the Food Network is some kind of mind altering cult... LOL They all seem to go NUTS!
The people who idolize her no matter what she does are like the people who idolize the TV evangelists even when they're found out and caught being crooked . THEY are the ones who are the " cult " !
This is disgusting!! On another post it sates that Bobby seems to "be drinking a great deal", no wonder, with a mother like that who would stay sober.
Well , according to Paula Deen's autobiography , Jimmy Deen , her first husband & Bobby's dad was an alcoholic ( I imagine living with her didn't help the situation any ) . Maybe Bobby has an addictive personality like his dad ... ( And , I imagine his mama doesn't help THAT situation either ! )
Last year at the South Beach Food and Wine Festival while on the beach and Good Morning America was trying to film, Paula was wearing a silky pants suit and they put that Heavy Microphone equipment on her and she almost lost her pants then. I ran into Paula at the Breakfast Buffet at the Loews and I'll never forget Paula saying "They almost pulled my pants off" (with her southern accent it was really funny.) All I have to say is "Paula" you are just going to have to wear a heavy duty belt for them to attach all that gear. You go Girl, it isn't like they haven't seen something like that before.....
No and I have the distinct feeling that we'd see more if it were left up to Paula ... Exhibitionist at heart she is...
You know in a previous post I defended her -- but this time I hang up my hat. That woman clearly must have a drinking problem or taking some type of pills to be "acting a fool". At first, I thought this post was not true -- so I followed the trail to TMZ and then over to "Wireimage" where there are pictures of her with a "drink in her hand" before she went on stage/or maybe after. To put on "breeches" and you know they are too big is just plain foolish. I would have fired that "stylist" on the spot -- but not her she just pulls up her pants and keeps laughing. I am sorry Paula -- but you need "help."
The sad part -- is that she is clearly the only one at this festival acting the "fool.". I predict that FN is going to pull the plug on her soon. If she keeps this up -- because they are not going to lose their advertisers over her.
I apologize -- I saw them on
Getty Images.
Topless Paula Dean cooking show.
I'd watch that I think.
They have them in Europe, why not here? Are we all to prudish?
Gag me ...
Stupid woman and bigger idiots are those that encourage her ...
I'm kinda turned on, nice ass.. Lol..
Is that what the expression "white trash" means? If so, she's the perfect example of it! What a sorry old pig she's become. I'll bet she buttered her butt to help her pants slide down!
According to an article in the Miami Herald she wasn't the least bit embarrassed basically stating that the older you get the easier it is to laugh off a moment like that. I agree that as you get older you do chalk some stuff off to "S**t happens", but to not feel a twinge of embarrassment..... My guess is her family that there with her can't say the same!
Try reading Jamie's blog. Talk about entertaining. It seems every retard in the South is "devoted" to all things Deen and the Lady & Son.
Just reading all the comments is pure comedy.
Can you say end of the gene pool ?
Paula Deen is their Messiah ... SAD ...
Prudish? Heck no but Paula. No way. Giada or Sandy or Rachael.
Its "britches" not "breeches." Common old-school Southern word for pants.
Hey 1:19
There are also a lot of "retard" northerners devoted to the Deens!!
With all due respect - I don't get this woman. I guess her down-home smiles, friendly face and southern drawl makes her appealing to some. I guess I am not in her target market.
Thank God...You've been spared !
What bothers me is that here’s Paula with all of these moron fans of hers all tented up and ready to go and not an exterminator in sight!!!!!!!!
Talk about a missed opportunity.
What's really unbelievable is the fact that soeone wants to give her a talk show .
Seriously, I fear for our culture if the coarseness displayed on this channel is actually the preference of the demographic they're targeting. This was ostensibly an education channel. If that mission has been totally abandoned in favor of - this, I can't understand what led them to this channel in the first place. Thanks Tuschman.
This pants display is nothing new for Paula. She did this before on her party show, having the guest pull her pants up for her. She is disgusting in all ways. The totally sad part is how many people think she and her family are examples to follow.
And the rest of the world thinks that Americans are stupid . Paula Deen's Cult = Case in point...
Paula Deen is a disgusting woman.
She wears about 10 dirty rings on her fingers when she cooks, food caked into every crevice. So there is dirt in the food and food in the rings. She cooks with the lowest possible quality ingredients. She licks her fingers on camera, as on the Today Show this AM: licked her fingers then grabbed a piece of cake (with same hand) and tried to feed everyone from the same piece. (Has she heard of the Swine Flu?)
Her food, in fact, isn't very good at all. I get the "country charm" thing; sweet & caring, a charming inability to grasp the English language, the etiquette of a raccoon. But, does anyone like it when grandma licks the napkin to wipe your face? I think not. No one needs to see that. New World, New Rules. Get her off camera please.
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