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Tuesday, February 10

Who Wants to be Guy's Valentine?

He may be married, but I'm sure Guy Fieri would let you peck one on those gorgeous lips of his if you asked nicely. Who wants to?


(It's sarcasm, people. Bleach blonde, fake gold, and chin pubes aren't really my thing.)

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29 Comments:

At 2/10/2009 7:19 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yuck, the thought makes my stomach churn! There's nothing about this 'Guy' that I like and I'm truly tiring of the over-saturation of him on the FN. They need less cartoon-like characters and more people that you can like and admire as people as well as chefs/cooks.

I have to say you've had me worried lately, Jacob. You've been way too nice to the FN. I was beginning to think they had you in their pocket. I was missing that tongue-in-cheek attitude that I've come to love since I discovered your site a couple of years ago.

Thanks for showing it again.

 
At 2/10/2009 7:26 PM , Anonymous Billy K said...

And that's Jacob leaving a comment on his own website to try to lure people back.

 
At 2/10/2009 8:23 PM , Blogger Angie said...

That will haunt my dreams for weeks.

 
At 2/10/2009 9:23 PM , Blogger grannymelissa said...

Gyah! *shudder*

Thanks for that, Jacob. I'm on a diet and this entry was pure appetite suppressant! Eeesh.

 
At 2/10/2009 9:24 PM , Blogger Jenna said...

OH! How disgustingly foul!

 
At 2/10/2009 10:05 PM , Blogger Charles said...

I think he was making his youtube video to Beyonce's new song "Diva"...."I'm like a Diva, I, I'm like a diva..A diners, drive-ins and dives Diva! A TGIFridays Diva" HEY! HAHAHAHAHA!

 
At 2/11/2009 12:25 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Tater Tot is a total tool. Please God let him go away.

 
At 2/11/2009 1:18 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

He's a sweaty, nasty, gluttonous
slob.

He truly grosses me out

 
At 2/11/2009 3:20 AM , Anonymous Conrad5 said...

Guy Fieri, Ryan Seacrest, Rachel Zoe. They must all be defeated.

 
At 2/11/2009 10:31 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

I used to enjoy Guy, but, man, he's so full of himself. That head of his is so big now. Enough already.

 
At 2/11/2009 10:42 AM , Blogger AJohnP said...

While I don't necessarily think he's attractive, I enjoy watching his shows. At least he's entertaining and energetic.
I'd rather watch him than a few of the other shows they're currently running these days.
Yikes.

 
At 2/11/2009 12:02 PM , Anonymous Lana said...

Anon 10:31, I am so with you! That Letterman interview was painful to watch, and as I commented elsewhere, he was incredibly stuck up when I met him. Twice.

So yeah. He can pucker up and kiss my a** for Valentines. lol

On the other hand, I've made quite a few of his recipes, and they were total crowd pleasers. So keep cookin, Guy. I just wish someone would let a little air outta his head.

 
At 2/11/2009 12:17 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bleech...I think I just threw up a little in my mouth. Kiss that bleach blond gas bag? Not if we were the last 2 people on earth, and he had a paper bag over his head.

 
At 2/11/2009 1:06 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

**vomiting** He is so annoying, gross, disgusting, immature, vile, repulsive, oh and a total tool.

 
At 2/11/2009 4:03 PM , Blogger JODI said...

guess i'm the oddball here but i love watching his shows and think he's adorable... maybe it's because he reminds me of some bad-ass i used to date but still - he's such the anti-food network type... give the guy a break! plus a good friend of mine works on his DD&D show and said he's a really nice guy... :)

 
At 2/11/2009 4:34 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Beating up on guy is getting pretty boring.

 
At 2/11/2009 7:41 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

LOL....he has tan lines on his neck from where the sagging wrinkles fold over. He has weird breathing that comes across on DDD when he is shoveling the food in and smacking his goober lips. He is hard to watch anymore.

No thanks, he's all yours!

 
At 2/11/2009 9:04 PM , Blogger Jenna said...

Charles, that was just too damn funny! Hilarious! Thanks! LOLOLOLOL

 
At 2/11/2009 9:31 PM , Blogger ChristopherM said...

Jacob, sweetie, I wouldn't kiss him with your lips.

 
At 2/11/2009 9:37 PM , Anonymous lisa said...

Holy crap, I nearly puked at the thought. The pic needs to be taken down due to being utterly repulsive.

 
At 2/11/2009 9:37 PM , Anonymous lisa said...

Holy crap, I nearly puked at the thought. The pic needs to be taken down due to being utterly repulsive.

 
At 2/12/2009 9:51 AM , Anonymous Gen said...

He looks like Mickey Rourke. Eww.

 
At 2/12/2009 10:51 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

He already got his break babe.

AH..Defenders again..

I like Guy too but come on..

 
At 2/12/2009 6:35 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

since when did this blog become perez hilton????....come on ...let's talk about fn ppl not trifling superficiality....Jacob....lay off the perez worship...not all gay men should blog like that!

 
At 2/14/2009 1:16 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Leave Guy alone, he has climbed his way to the top of the Food Network empire, bigger than Emerial.
You people are just jealous, and immature! And you all are pathetic!
I love Guy and if you notice everyone he meets on his show DDD everyone loves and respects him.
The girls in my Biker club would love to do things to his body!
I've been told he is a Jewish man also, which is a HUGH plus, if you get my drift!

 
At 2/15/2009 2:50 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

First, I think you meant huge.Second, I don't think Guy is a Jew. I don't even Guy knows what he is. Last we heard he was passing himself off as an Italian.

Anon 1.16 pm, you sound like a slob that would also worship Paula Deen as well. You and your biker girlfriends crap in the driveway too ? And it's Emeril you hog.

 
At 2/16/2009 4:52 PM , Blogger Doodle Whore said...

I think his moles are sex-ay.

 
At 2/18/2009 1:54 PM , Anonymous Lana said...

"Ugh" at Anon 1:16.
I've met him several times; it's clear you haven't. Guy was rude and insulting. Don't believe everything you see on tv, when the shows' producers have the power of editing.

Love his food, love his shows, don't love the man.

 
At 2/21/2009 11:09 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

You dumb ass men are just jealous of him! My girls in the biker club love him to death! You trying to discredit this fine man. Their is not a problem with Paula ether. Again, we love that Guy! He has the talent and he makes us laugh and he nice to look at!

 

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