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Thursday, May 28

Party at Ina Garten's House

I'm not sure how exclusive the "Membership Cocktail Party" on June 6 is, but the event (a benefit for the East Hampton Historical Society) is being held at Ina Garten's home and there's a phone number to call and reserve.

I'm thinking the dues to join must be something like $3,500/month (or 100 lbs. of fresh saffron threads, whichever is worth more) plus one on-call florist, per person.




At 5/28/2009 4:02 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ina always has plenty of Old Milwaukee on tap and the crunchiest Cheetos. I can't wait for my invite!

At 5/28/2009 4:10 PM , Anonymous Alec Smart said...

Say Jake,

Why don't give Herr Tuschwipe a ring and see if he can swing you an invite to this party ?

A fringe benefit to being a FN mole. You just might meet your own florist and live happily ever after.

At 5/28/2009 4:43 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Alec, you realize this is about about a food network, right? Not the DoJ? You should try chilling out for a change. Or putting a plastic bag over your head.

At 5/28/2009 5:06 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Alec, you know that Bobbo can't afford to be a member of the East Hampton Historical Society. I doubt the "tradespeople" who are Ina's show friends will be there either. Jacob is going to have to sneak in on his own, assuming Ina's security perimeter isn't made of "good" materials.

At 5/28/2009 6:49 PM , Anonymous Pat said...

Sounds great! My wife and I plan to attend. Let me just grab the keys to the Land Rover. Now where are my favorite pants, the ones with the whales on them.....?


At 5/28/2009 8:06 PM , Blogger Charles said...

Oh my gawd that would be awesome!!!! On a side note, did anyone see Martha the other day? I don't usually watch her show but she had these people that apparently make some kick ass vanilla extract, that even "one-ups" the vanilla Ina has gotten us all using LOL It like sits in a oak barrel and whatnot. I dunno I just thought I'd throw that out there. I would like to go to the party though.

At 5/28/2009 11:29 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jacob, you have GOT to at least SEE what all you need to do to get an invite -- how cool would that be??

Christine ;)

At 5/29/2009 7:49 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

What you need to do to get an invite? Live in East Hampton and write a big check.

At 5/29/2009 4:50 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

I like Martha's show.

At 5/30/2009 3:42 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

I would love to see the inside of Ina's house,not just the kitchen or the new "barn". Sure hope Ina will dress up for the occasion, not her usual uniform of ugly big shirt and ninja pants.

At 5/31/2009 12:06 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Martha is anazing.She is STILL showing 'em how it's done. The best. and I had family in Westport,CT.back in the 80's .... most of what you heard is true...however one has to hand it to Martha.

the other Anonymous

At 6/02/2009 2:13 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ina's interior of the house. Don't expect much you can ride a bicycle blindfolded through the place and not hit anything. The new barn is a huge tax writeoff thus why it was erected. Shades of Martha. If you want to write a big check and own a pair of Lily Pulizers and would love to rub elbows with some old queens than contact the Historical Society and get an invitation. People you must realize there are many toens in the Hamptons and Ina is in the slums.


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