Monday, June 22
Bye Bye, Eddie Gilbert
Eddie Gilbert, who was kicked off of The Next Food Network Star in last night's episode, broke another cardinal rule of reality TV competition shows. Thou shalt not say:
Umm, yes it will be.
Does anyone even remember who the 3rd person to get kicked off last year was? Cory? (No, she was first.) Ummm... was there a Carly? Miley? I'm drawing a blank here.
Don't ever promise anything when leaving a reality show! At the most, say that you'll be working at the McDonald's in Silver Lake if anyone wants to stop in and see you. Then, if you do anything that surpasses that, you'll look like a hero.
And even though it was clearly Eddie's time to go, he got a warm, warm goodbye from one of the judges....
I think Bobby's liplock was cut in the editing process.
Umm, yes it will be.
Does anyone even remember who the 3rd person to get kicked off last year was? Cory? (No, she was first.) Ummm... was there a Carly? Miley? I'm drawing a blank here.
Don't ever promise anything when leaving a reality show! At the most, say that you'll be working at the McDonald's in Silver Lake if anyone wants to stop in and see you. Then, if you do anything that surpasses that, you'll look like a hero.
And even though it was clearly Eddie's time to go, he got a warm, warm goodbye from one of the judges....
I think Bobby's liplock was cut in the editing process.
Labels: food network, Next Food Network Star
posted by jacob @ 10:47 PM
14 Comments:
I totally missed that scene. Wow.
Gross on both ends.
Have you ever seen such perfectly groomed eyebrows on a guy?
It's freaky
..yep, just like we've heard from RORY again...
Good point. Nice post, Jacob. :)
And...is Susie married? 'Cause I swear my husband would not appreciate my doing that with another man!
Susie is a horny old lady.
Getting kicked off means you have to PDA Suzie? Blech! Talk about inspiration to kick some butt in the kitchen!
Susie isn't an ogre. She is pretty attractive. I'd nail her anytime.
Actually, Susie's quite a MILF. It's not about her looks -- it's the personality. She's a selfish, annoying, self-important cow who seems to shrivel her nose in disapproval at everyone. Just imagine the look of distaste you'd encounter post-coitus if you had not brought her to Heaven and back.
Debbie = Shamu
Jacob - c'mon! No comment on Kathy Griffin going to visit Paula Deen in Savannah on last night's "My Life on the D-List?" :-)
As my 13-year-old would say, "GROSSSSSS!"
"When I slipped Fugleson the tongue I accidently jizzed in my pants. That's when I came up with my recipe for olive stuffed mushrooms with a ginger/pineapple glaze."
From the looks of it, Suzie would not mind oiling Eddie's rolling pin.
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