Monday, August 6
I caught Aunt Sandra Lee's grilling special last night. It was just as I expected: filled with good advice and recipes I can't wait to try out*.
And while Aunt Sandy may be family friendly, I was still surprised to see her "G" rating.
I guess they gotta learn sooner or later.
Sandra Lee was out on the beach once again, only she was much more covered up than the infamous red dress episode.
Sorry man. Sandra actually dressed pretty identical to the two dudes who "helped out" during this grilling special.
Sandra did cook up quite a few meat and other cookout items during this special, but we all know we were watching for the cocktails.
Sandra didn't seem to like the fact that the men didn't make strong enough drinks, however.
The first guy made a NON-ALCOHOLIC drink consisting of lemonade and some other stuff that couldn't get Sandra out of bed if you poured it directly into her eyeballs.
The second guy made a drink with hot sauce and a lime-rimmed glass, but the only alcohol was a Corona beer! Once again, Sandy's going to need something stronger if you want any performance from her.
That's why Sandra had to take the cocktail making into her own hands. She made some sort of "backseat racecar iced tea" thing or something. While one sip could prove lethal for most normal humans, Sandra could probably mix it with her morning coffee.
Yeah, jot that recipe down. It'll come in handy come Labor Day.
It's 10:38 p.m. EDT. How's THAT for a Monday post?! Thanks for waiting!
* This is a paid statement and not necessarily the opinion of the writer and creator of Food Network Addict.