Tuesday, September 9
Isaac, who claims to watch Ace of Cakes religiously, says he wants to "be one of those fat girls who rolls out marzipan all day" and live in a clubhouse where "the fatter you get the more fabulous they like you."
Hmm... how does one love someone more fabulously?
I really want to write something like:
Those "fat girls who roll out marzipan" all day DO NOT sit around wishing they were some coked-out designer living in a clubhouse where the more Target dresses they design the more fabulous they like you.
... but that would be mean.
Isaac also claims to love "every single one of them" on the show... like Mary ELLEN.
Isaac: you're uninvited to the Mary ALICE fan club!
Points for mentioning Sandra Lee, though.
Isaac did get one thing right:
When asked what he hates on the network, Isaac held up the picture of Guy Fieri.
UPDATE: Food Network has pulled the video from the FN Dish page. I took it down, too, just in case it was still live. I realize Isaac was trying to be funny, but it just came across as offensive.
Great first episode, Bruce!
P.S.- Mary Alice emailed me to let me know how hurt she was by the video. I won't go into details, but let's just say Isaac Mizrahi is in no place to be talking shit about one of Food Network's most succesful shows.
Let that be a lesson to you all. Don't fuck with Ace of Cakes! (Sorry to the kiddies who are reading, but in this case it was the only appropriate word.)