Wednesday, December 10
Sandra Makes Another Crazy Cake
This thing almost rivals her Kwanzaa Cake.
Don't let those garlands line up. Remember to offset your licorice garlands, just like on a real Christmas tree!
Don't let those garlands line up. Remember to offset your licorice garlands, just like on a real Christmas tree!
Labels: food network, Sandra Lee
posted by jacob @ 9:53 PM
24 Comments:
Ohmygod, Jacob, i seriously laughed til i cried! That was truly the biggest crime against all that is good, wholesome and pure that i've ever personally witnessed.
If, like so many claim, there really *is* an *ahem* "War on Christmas", methinks Aunt Sandy just dropped the big one on national T.V.
Bless your heart for posting this, cuz i just got the best abdominal workout, what with all the laughing. Oh Sandy... :)
her Kwanzaa cake is still the funniest damned thing, ever. CORN NUTS HAHAHAH!
The cake is almost sort of cute, but wow, there was A LOT of frosting. Also, the red and yellow frosting was reminiscent of ketchup and mustard, which was a little disturbing.
Don't you mean Krazy Kake? Just what I love for Christmas, a thousand pounds of mint green frosting and red holiday balls.
"And I just wanna take this top off..."
And I, dear madame, and praying to become blind before that happens.
Also, how whack is it that she soon might be married to a Senator?
I don't care how silly it seems -- I love Sandra Lee. You go Sandy!
Christine :)
if I recall correctly, the Kwanzaa cake had corn nuts and applesauce. So this is actually pretty tame.
That cake was pretty. I probably wouldn't eat it. Pretty straight forward proof that almost anyone could make a nice looking cake, in "under 30 minutes" LOL can't wait to see RR try it too.
I always "offset" my licorice by putting sambuca in my free trade coffee.
I'm glad she had nice "corners" on her round cake.
Did you notice how proud of herself she looked as she kept going? Like she was thinking, "Wow! I've really outdone myself. Yeah, ME!"
All those icing stars reminded me of Wilton cake decorating. YIKES!
That IS exactly how it looks on "a normal Christmas tree" -- best EVER!! ;)
The cake looks great. She can come bake in my kitchen anyday.
Brycer is a lucky fella. I wish she was my aunt!
I think I'm gonna sack up and make the Kwanza cake for the family this year. Just bring it over to the inlaws and put it on the table without warning or comment.
Would the show be any different if cocktail time was in the beginning rather than the end?
how could ANYONE use store bought icings?? they are HORRID tasting.....like a lot of store bought crap she uses. just awful. really!! ( and i LOVE Sandra).....
also, is anyone planning on eating this cake????
are they going to use an electric saw to cut into all the cardboard rounds supporting this LSD nightmare??
Aunt Sandy has a new Christmas Special coming out soon! Can't wait! :)
I really wanted to see her light the cake on fire. I love her so much.
Man am I ever tired. I must have spent a few hours scouring every comment looking at IP addresses and trying to put them together with some Anonymous posters. Those bad people. I should let my boyfriend do this for me.
I guess I have more time on my hands than I thought.
This blogging thing is getting competitive. Just about anyone can do it. Maybe I should too.
Man am I ever tired. I must have spent a few hours scouring every comment looking at IP addresses and trying to put them together with some Anonymous posters. Those bad people. I should let my boyfriend do this for me.
I guess I have more time on my hands than I thought.
This blogging thing is getting competitive. Just about anyone can do it. Maybe I should too.
This woman really should be restrained. She's so proud of that hideous "kake."
'This blogging thing is getting competitive. Just about anyone can do it. Maybe I should too."
UHHHH NO
MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T.........
This cake needs to go on CakeWrecks.com
Even though I’m a pimply-faced, Austin Powers-toothed British teenager, I still think that Sandra would want to “bake in my kitchen”—if you know what I mean. Yeah baby, yeah!
That Alec Arse, he mock me whenever I post my inane comments anonymously. He bad man, bad man…worse than Bob Tuschmann!
I’ll get him. I’ll call him “Jared”, (even though no one knows what the hell I’m talking about), and accuse him of being jealous of me. That will fix him good!
Maybe I go get the kneepads on and go visit Mr Tuschman to see if I can score any brownie points.
Ad then I might spend the next hour or so checking IP addresses. Then back to Enid Oklahoma and ask Mom if I can borrow money to make rent.
Bloggin ain't paying out like I thought it would.
I need more money to buy equipment to try out stuff.
um. what just happened in here?
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