Wednesday, May 6
You Gotta Do Better than Bleached Hair and a Badly Dyed Goatee, Guy Fieri Impostor
Apparently Guy Fieri's "signature look" is easily duplicated, as a Guy Fieri impostor got interviewed for a full four minutes at the Kansas City Royals game this week.
For someone who values "originality" when it comes to ballpark food, this idiot apparently has no shame when it comes to being a ripoff famewhore. Ugh! The interview is so awkward to watch.
And what is it with people not being able to tell who Guy Fieri is? First we had reports that Tyler Florence was in the audience at SNL when it was actually Guy, and now this?
Perhaps G. Feddy should change his look up and keep these wannabees on their toes. I'm thinking buzzed hair, laser tattoo removal, an embargo on jewelery and wristbands, and a public declaration to take a few years off. Is that so much to ask?
For someone who values "originality" when it comes to ballpark food, this idiot apparently has no shame when it comes to being a ripoff famewhore. Ugh! The interview is so awkward to watch.
And what is it with people not being able to tell who Guy Fieri is? First we had reports that Tyler Florence was in the audience at SNL when it was actually Guy, and now this?
Perhaps G. Feddy should change his look up and keep these wannabees on their toes. I'm thinking buzzed hair, laser tattoo removal, an embargo on jewelery and wristbands, and a public declaration to take a few years off. Is that so much to ask?
Labels: food network, Guy Fieri
posted by jacob @ 9:55 AM
22 Comments:
Don't know if I should feel sorry for Guy for having a guy pose as him or for the guy posing as Guy. His life must suck if he wants to pretend to be Guy.
Now posing as someone cool, oh say, Alton Brown, I'd understand!
I hope Food Network replaces the real Guy with him. He's better to listen to since he doesn't talk as much.
Say Jake,
Wondering what you really think of Fee-Yetti. Does your "arrangement" with Bob allow you to call him a douchebag ?
I think you have to agree this guy is outta control and has an ego larger than any other FN personality. Here he is calling himself a "chef" . WTF is that all about ?
I think FN have created this subculture of self fancying culinary fame whores and the pack is lead by Fee-Eddie with Giada as co-captain.
I know 500 people that can cook circles around any of these FN "chefs" blindfolded and it pains me to see some of these interlopers receive all the accolades.
Fee-Yeddi needs to visit to the vice principals office for a lecture on how to behave in the public eye .He is stating to get on alot of people's nerves.
What bugs me most about Guy Fee-Yetti is that he's always trying to prove how much he knows about cooking and he drops technical terms on DDD all. the. time. No one working at a crappy diner in Santa Monica will say, "First I make the roux," they're going to say, "Mix together some flour and water, then add other stuff." He's constantly trying to prove how much he knows to people who could care less.
His act is starting to make him look retarded.
I agree with Alec Smart. I'm shocked Jacob let go of Bob Tuschman's private parts long enough to post this blog entry.
jeez, Dan, I feel so sorry for you... your life must suck...
Using the word "roux" is "trying to prove how much you know about cooking"? Even someone working in a "crappy diner" (and if you watch DDD you'd know that most of these people are actually fine cooks) knows that a roux is flour and some kind of fat (not flour and water, as you said).
The guy at the game doesn't sound like Guy, but he does look like him. I don't even want to know what sort of horrible things happened after that guy hit up the local strip clubs.
both this guy and the real guy could stand to drop some weight... i checked with joe and he said the were free to contact him through his site www.FatThenFitNow.com if joe can't help them, no one can...
So you only have a problem when an "idiot famewhore" is a ripoff?
Am i the only one who finds the halloweenesque thing about this? What the hell is next? Who else are people going to copy? I am waiting for the Ass of Cocks lookalike contest anyday!!!!
I have a feeling that this was more of a dare than anything.
What moron would want to walk around in PUBLIC looking like an fat, coked out assclown. Talk about a new low upon society. MANKIND IS GOING DOWN!!!!
Yall have it all wrong - Guy is impersonating this guy. His secret is out!
cooler to look like alton??
only with duct tape over mouth to prevent his constant incessant yapping.
he drives me nuts,. and you say guy thinks HE acts like HE knows everything..wrong,.
thats alton brown. B A H !!!
hey at least we are not talking about a Duff wannabe? Imagine two of him!!! ARGH
At least one of the key points of Alton's show is to get technical. And he seems pretty grounded. He admits that the facts he spews are not a matter of smarts but the result of extensive research. He knows he has fans, but he jokingly calls himself a pseudo-celebrity.
Alton is the best!
All it takes to be a Guy Fieri impersonator is to be fat, ugly and stupid. America is crawling with them.
Is there a Bob Tuchman impersonator anywhere? Or would it require a professional Hollywood make-up job to look that odd?
IS GUY FIERI THE HUSBAND OR BROTHER OF ANNE BURRELL?
Alton is kind of boring. I like DDD. It's fun to watch and the people are really passionate about what they are doing. I think it's interesting.
UGH! GUY FIERI IS A SHITHEAD
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